Kimi Raikothen, one of our guest writers, was found in bed naked in bed with a transvestite during his trip to Bangkok. As such, he tried to keep a low profile as the story has yet to reach Singapore's shores. Nevertheless, PeePeeSee.com has published pictures of him in a state of nudity with 'neh nehs' and 'ku kus' showing. The paparazzi was quoted as saying he heard orgasmic screams of "Yea man!" every few seconds.
Meanwhile, last week's match against British Council was postponed to 13th July 08 due to a snowstorm at Everton Park. The pitch, located just besides Goodison Park, was covered in ankle-deep snow which made it impossible to even use the yellow-coloured ball. This means that Kimi and Zhong Terry will be available for the next 2 matches. However, this cannot be said of "Gayboy" Figo and Jason "Commando" Ang. Both have been called up for the national squad for an intensive 3 months training followed by 15 months of full-fledged dedication to the nation.
This Sunday will be different. ESFC will be having a get-together session at CCAB. A 2 hour kick-about followed by deep soul searching to ensure that players will be ready to play for the team.
At the moment, everyone will be praying for Russia to win later tonight. Go ROULETTES!
