Sunday, May 30, 2010

YHFC 2 - ESFC 0

The men of ESFC never got their groove going when they were dealt with a deserved 2-0 loss at the hands of the homeless. Bolstered by a strong rearguard and with the return of goal poacher Nathan, ESFC surely had a strong upper hand/leg; well, at least on paper.

Homeless drew first blood after a swift attack against the run of play, in a half almost dominated by the tripartite midfield nexus comprising of Adiaby, Wakuso and Pengiesta. Chances were at a premium, with Adiaby spurning several shots off target and with Nathan alone upfront and deprived of quality service, except for a skewed shot when he was put through by magnificent wingplay by machoman Sinting. Pressure mounted during the 2nd half for ESFC to get back that crucial equaliser, with perennial emoman Boon leading the charge. On numerous occasions, centrehalf hardgayman Chew was guilty of several openings despite his nifty first touches. But again, cracks begin to unfold in the ESFC defense in chasing that one goal, with the homeless boys putting the nail in the coffin with a headed goal from a corner.

Alas, all's well despite the scoreline, when lungbusting Weilin realised it was actually useful to consider not to rush in from nowhere to head the ball, lest he be reminded of the baluku (??) on his eyebrow courtesy of the ironhead Wakuso, when Kim Hargreaves reminisced the times he played against the red/blue tide of ESFC and shuddering in fear of the chopstick tackle that made him tumble, and especially when ESFC managed to feast their eyes on an exquisite display of women's football, signs of real gender equality...

Hold on to your balls fellas... we are ultimately still a good footballing side. =)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Monday, May 24, 2010

ESFC 6 - 0 BOA

- Wenxiong dominated at left back the entire flank
- Pengque (Peng + Pique) furkin' OWNED at centre back
- Josh kept a clean sheet (& threw a ball at the opponent's head [accidentally of course])
- Goal-getter Adib missed a sitter and rammed it against the fence after, so that the ball could rebound to the keeper?
- Goalscorer Kim missed a sitter too and Boon led the jeers as the latter went "booooo"
And in case you haven't seen quite possibly the greatest Nike Football ad yet... Write the future! Even Homer Simpson's impressed.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Sign up for photoshoot!


I'm looking at doing something special for our Team Player's profile. Probably this might help us to get more sponsorship especially with the S$2000.00 carrot dangling from FootballoPod.

This is my inspiration. HERE!

Brian's Reply

Thank you Kim Yuan

It is with great sadness that I am accepting your email.

We have tried to make this league as flexible as possible; we even allowed your team a break during the exams.

And for teams that have trouble paying up, we have made it easier for them to manage it by splitting payment into two instalments.

We wanted to create a friendly atmosphere, hence a team that was deemed to be a problem was booted out. And we still promised that all teams would play 11 games.

We also want to help the less fortunate. Hence, you will see field marshals at every game in the league.(Something we didn't really have last year for all games.)

As for the pitches, you cannot say that the quality of pitches are bad - the artificial ones are OK.
The events were beyond our control.

Sports Council made a big blunder that affected our league on a smaller scale, and EZPEN on a larger one!

As for the quality of opponents, yes, I agree that your team (and my Frankel team) may be too strong for this league. It's best you try some other leagues.

The (below par) quality of refereeing -is, to me, debatable.

The money that is paid goes into many things like the booking of the function room, food, souvenirs, medals, guest speaker (this year),(we do not have sponsors).
It is not just for the games per se.

This is a not for profit league, but we do have to show that we do break even.

Anyway, I hope that you and your team do find a good league to play in.

Yes, and have a great World Cup season too!

Cheers
Brian

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Withdrawal from the Sporting Light Football League 2010

Dear Sir or Madam,

I'm the administrator of Everyday Sunday FC (ESFC). I am writing in to officially tender our withdrawal from the Sporting Light Football League 2010 with immediate effect after the Week 11 game against Bank Of America. The pull-out of Team Momentos from the Week 10 game proves to be the last straw in making a unanimous decision from ESFC.

The members of ESFC have voted to withdraw from the league due to the following reasons:

1. Quality of pitch
2. Quality of opponents
3. Quality of refereeing

Certainly, many things have changed since the inauguration of the first Sporting Light Football League in 2009 but expectations have to be maintained or improved. We were promised many things but given very little.

Furthermore, for the amount that we are paying which is equivalent to better-managed leagues such as ESPZEN and D2D, the experience has not been value-added. We agreed to pay an extra S$200.00 this season to help the unfortunate ones such as Seng Kiat who has struck a good friendship with some of our members. But we did not expect the cost per match to be increased to approximately S$140.00. In comparison, a friendly game on Yishun Pitch would normally cost S$80.00. As such, since we have paid S$700.00 for the first half of the season and we would be playing the 7th game by Week 11, I believe there would not be any outstanding payment left.

Finally, we would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your time, and wish you all the best in your future endeavors. Enjoy the impending World Cup fever!



Sincerely,

Kim Yuan
of Everyday Sunday FC

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Rebels downed.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

ESFC 3 - 5 SGX

ESFC capitulated and slumped to an abysmal defeat by the SGX-Men, losing their debutant keeper Josh in the opening moments of the second half to a Barthezish move that even the eccentric Frenchman himself would be proud of. Instead of taking the ball, he swatted imaginary mosquitoes including the striker who darted past him.

Deputy keeper Figo almost saved the resulting penalty but to no avail. A series of atypical errors, and a typical 'dead and dull' game cost the Sundays the match and ultimately, all three points of the dreary day. Take nothing away from the valiant SGX-Men though, they wanted the ball and the victory more than us today. Let's hope Wigan and Manchester United have the same burning desire!

PS: On a more important note, let's welcome Mr Chong "Figo" Wenxiong and 2LT (Mr on Monday) Jason "Edison" Ang back to civilization! Also, Darren "Ticklemaster" Sin has moved to a condo near Parkway Parade, so east-siders beware!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Viva Futbol

Something to get you guys excited ahead of the Saturday's game. Check out Berbatov's pass and Neymar's solo goal at the end of the video.


Cheers!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Mr. Liverpool

A case of Deja vu here for Stevie Gerrard.






Does anyone remember the Gerrard "assist" which knocked England out against France in Euro 2004?

What a dick~