In an attempt to spur the Sundaians and lift the recent gloomy moody, Sally Wo Hen Mei has come out from her "media blackout" obscurity. It is a common knowledge amongst supporters that the sole reason for her disappearance from tabloids is due to her controversial affairs with Mr. Darren "YOU WON'T GET HIS AGE RIGHT" Sin, the infamous left-back wannabe of the ESFC soccer team.
In another classic slip of her tongue, Sally disclosed that she had spoken at length to Darren during one of their escapades about him practicing some of his moves at the wrong place and time.
"I have seen from the match review the other day that DARling, oops, Darren did some somersaults on the field. Those stunts were so wonderfully constructed and I was thinking maybe he should have done it on our beds instead," said Sally
"It will definitely liven up our experiences and I cannot wait to see him the next time," exclaimed Sally as bright sparks could be seen from her pair of eyes.
She added:"From the recent match reviews and results, I have noticed that the Sundaians have not been performing up to their standard. I believe the boys are tired, both physically and mentally, due to changes in their lifestyles.
"Maybe I can help by inviting some of the boys back to my apartment for some special service and, who knows, they may even learn a trick or two which can help them greatly in the league. Darren has been benefiting from our training together and I'm sure the others will follow suit if they're interested"
ESPeeN FootballSIAO isn't so sure about the Sundaians being interested on the offer but supporters are confident that the Sunday Mini-League Champion will return from their anonymity and start getting precious points in their bid to wrestle the championship away from the front runners.
On a side note, Everyday Sunday Football Club has transferred experienced central back Leslie to Y Homeless FC of Div 10 for a undisclosed fee. Captain Tan Boon Han commented:
"Leslie’s a player, in an ideal world, you would not want to lose, but the lure of playing in Div 10 with his boyhood club is really too much to reject him the chance,"
"But he has always behaved impeccably. He’s a fantastic professional, and there’s no doubt about it, they’ve got an outstanding player and we have got to move on."
The entry will end with some of Sally's photos which are going on sale at your nearest retail bookstores. Proceeds will be given to the ESFC's funds which is depleting by the day.