How to Play Football Part III

"I love challenging myself against all the best players," he said. "I watch how good they are, but when we play them I think to myself 'right, I'm going to see how good you really are, Fabregas, Lampard and Gerrard. I'm going to get amongst you and see how you like it.

"And when you've not got the ball, I'm still going to get about you and see how you like it'.

"I'm going to ask you do you fancy it? Do you like getting kicked? Do you like the fact that I'm going to be at you for the whole 90 minutes? As soon as you get the ball I'm going to be in your face.

"You're not going to like it one bit. And when we have the ball, I'm going to run you into the corner and you're going to have to follow me. Are you ready for that? Because that's what's going to happen.

"That's my attitude and I don't feel I've come off second best to anyone this season."

- Fletcher himself is emerging as a lynchpin in United's midfield and he relishes competing against the league's best

But then again, in my opinion he's not as tough as this other guy who also played for Manchester United before.

How to Play Football Part II

Courtesy of Kungfu-fighter Abang Schwarzenegger.

How to play football Part I

In a bid to straighten out the pussies in the team, Josh has gladly contributed this video to one of the most important aspects in our football education - how to play like a warrior on the pitch.

Enjoy the video and see you on pitch-side soon. :)

Josh: Eh knn Kim don't anyhow say me! As Salvor Hardin of Foundation once said, "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." Be hard but not dirty... But once in awhile let go also good la. Less stress can live longer! :D

Kim: Eh Knn Josh, to borrow a famous phrase from a famous dickhead, "only true friend tells you straight in the face." Don't deny your true nature, you dirt bag!

Match on the 25th is CANCELLED due to lack of personnel. Btw remember to watch Manutd own Liverfool tmr Sunday at 10pm!

Friendly friendly

A friendly was played out in good spirit today at FTPSS with the Everyday Sundays emerging victorious over the opponents amusingly named, Sunday FC (can someone confirm this)!

Long benefitted from Peng's vision and sublime passing as the former calmly placed the ball out of the keeper's reach. Kim Sin Ting sealed the win as he converted Nathan's penalty with aplomb, giving the keeper -100% chance of saving. Special mention to Yenhao for being the fastest centre-back in the world, and Zhong for 'handballing' with his shoulder! No break dance today? ):